Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
Or they could just get a vasectemy
I feel like I have one arm happily around Peter Capaldi but my other hand is clutching the back of Matt Smith’s jacket while he’s trying to leave
i still havent quite let go of David Tennant’s long coat yet….
ive got one hand on chris’s big ear
how many hands do you have?
As many as it takes.
Probably like 13
how many dyslexic satanists accidentally summon santa
NO YOU CANT DO THAT GET OUT
Behind the scenes of classic movie monsters
The pros and cons of working nights.
Pros: i get to sleep in all day, i get an extra 8% an hour, almost everyone at work is so nice and willing to help.
Cons: its so cold at night my lady balls feel like they are going to fall off, the people downstairs like to slam their fucking door a million times a fucking day when i sleep, and seriously its too goddam cold at night son of a fucking bitch.
i went to old navy b/c everything was 50% off, but the lights went out, and i shit you not some guy pulled a sonic screwdriver out of his jacket and pointed it at the light and not a second later the lights turned back on
i think i encountered a time lord
i may be awkward but at least i dont like my own statuses